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frog.gif posted on 2-1-07 at 23:25
Silly Jokes


Q1. What did the spider do inside the computer?

A1. It made a web page.

Q2.What do you get when you cross a mountain goat with a computer?

A2. Lots of RAM.

Q3. Why was the computer wearing shades?

A3. To cover its Windows.

Q4. Where does Spider-Man find a date?

A4. On the World Wide Web.

Q5. Did you hear about the lion that swallowed a computer?

A5. It became a mane frame!

Chats:

Computer: Did you know that computers are smarrter than people?
Human: No, I didn't know that.
Computer: See what I mean?

Tom: Now this is a dogwood tree.
Tim: How can you tell?
Tom: By its bark.

Harry: How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose?
Larry: I bent over to smell a brose.
Harry: There's no b in rose.
Larry: there was in this one.


Teacher: Davis, use the word income in a sentence.
Davis: I opened the door and income the dog.
Teacher: No, no. Try the word ransom.
Davis: I saw a skunk and ransom distance to get away.
Teacher: Wrong! Give me a sentence with the word gruesome.
Davis: I wasn't very tall last year but since then I gruesome.
Teacher: Oh, you're hopeless! I'll give you one more chance. Please use the word handsome in a sentence.
Davis: Could you handsome gum to me?
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[*] posted on 27-1-08 at 11:51


haha like them
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[*] posted on 15-2-08 at 04:22


LoL, hehe nice jokes :]]



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[*] posted on 4-4-08 at 11:26


Great jokes....lol

Never noticed them before.




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[*] posted on 19-4-08 at 18:42


I think these jokes came from two books I read before, one of them is telling jokes about computer and another is about jokes of school, but I forgot the title and arthor.

And here's another one

Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: You drop him a line
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[*] posted on 20-4-08 at 10:26


Very clever....lol



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[*] posted on 13-9-11 at 13:14


Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One says to another "I think I've lost an electron..." to which replies
"Really? Are you sure?"

"...I'm positive!"


(from "Mr. Buckingham," Fallout 3)
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