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[*] posted on 29-9-06 at 22:01


yup...and the second award goes to...

Rat Sass :E:E:E

and next question(s):

1. How many birthdays does an average person have?

2. How many months have 28 days?

3. A farmer has 17 sheeps and all die, except the 9....how many sheeps does he have now?

4. If you have 3 apples and you take two of them, how many do you have?

5. is it legal for a man to marry his widow wife sister?

6. Youre my son and I'm not your dad. Who said this?

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[*] posted on 30-9-06 at 05:24


1 = 1
2 = 12
3= 9
4= 3 .....you start with three and you take 2 so you still have 3 apples?
5= depends on where yer from on the sister, cant marry yer wife because already done it, and ya cant marry the widow because you would be dead.
6= dear ole mom said it.

Im not sure if i got 4 and 5 right.........

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[*] posted on 30-9-06 at 06:15


yup..few fixes, though...

No. 4....you have 2 apples, since you took two..lol
5. You cant marry your WIDOW WIFE's sister, since youre dead..cant get up from the grave, lol

That makes :E:E and a 1/2 (half)...you didnt get it all 100%...but still congratulations!











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[*] posted on 30-9-06 at 06:21


You are running a marathon. You bypass the second runner, on which place are you now?










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[*] posted on 30-9-06 at 06:54


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[*] posted on 30-9-06 at 17:27


think i got #5 right the way you original spelled it! if it was widowed wife's sister.........

and for #4 i shouldve change have to see, or add availabe and i wouldve gotten it. sometimes i cant think around corners!
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[*] posted on 30-9-06 at 23:05


Hee hee... actually, the farmer still has 17 sheep... of course, 8 of them are dead... but he does still have them, LOL. :F




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[*] posted on 1-10-06 at 08:40


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Hee hee... actually, the farmer still has 17 sheep... of course, 8 of them are dead... but he does still have them, LOL. :F


wrong..except the 9(th)..so hes only left with one...have to apologize, sounds diff in my language..if I added the "th" it would be too easy....











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[*] posted on 2-10-06 at 19:56


Oh... I got one...

If Johnny has 2 apples, and Jack has 3 apples.... why don't they shut up and eat?
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[*] posted on 3-10-06 at 00:09


:F:F:F..lol..yea, why dont they?










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[*] posted on 8-10-06 at 21:54


LMAO that was a good one though, Its the small things we over look in the questions that give away the answers.
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[*] posted on 5-11-06 at 00:02


A person who could speak 3 languages is called trilingual, a person who could speak 2 languages is called bilingual, and what about people who can ONLY speak one language?
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[*] posted on 5-11-06 at 02:47


monolingual?










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[*] posted on 11-11-06 at 16:51


HaHaHa...............not funny



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[*] posted on 16-11-06 at 11:27


What's "Panzerfaust" in English

You got zero if you answered "Bazooka"
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[*] posted on 16-11-06 at 16:02


hmm...think, I know...
well, duh, its not a bazooka...

Tankbuster?











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[*] posted on 16-11-06 at 21:30


whats black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
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[*] posted on 17-11-06 at 05:40


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whats black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?


No idea...really interested in it though...











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[*] posted on 17-11-06 at 10:19


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whats black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?


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[*] posted on 17-11-06 at 11:27


Panzerfaust=Armored fist

Panzer=armor,armored vehicle, tank
Faust= a name,or fist
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[*] posted on 18-11-06 at 02:51


dang..I knew, I heard it before....

hmm...have to come up with something.....

What walks on four in the morning, on two by day and by three in the evening?











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[*] posted on 18-11-06 at 16:42


yes......dang, need better tricks&stuff....
btw, that question is 2500 years old....











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[*] posted on 18-11-06 at 16:52


morning = baby, day = adult, evening = old age with cane.

can add does not walk at night which would mean dead.




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[*] posted on 18-11-06 at 22:42


Now it's the hard part... Japanese to German

1.ohayougozaimasu
2.konnitiha
3.konbanha
4.oyasuminasai
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[*] posted on 18-11-06 at 22:44


Hint for last one
every answer start with "Guten ..."
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[*] posted on 20-11-06 at 12:02


Nothing like translating rather than riddling to muck up a thread. got any riddles? or should we look for a japanese to german translator? (asking to translate a language is not a riddle)

heres a riddle not a translate:

"I have rivers without water,
Forests without trees,
Mountains without rocks
Towns without houses."




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[*] posted on 20-11-06 at 13:10


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Now it's the hard part... Japanese to German

1.ohayougozaimasu
2.konnitiha
3.konbanha
4.oyasuminasai


Would be easier if you put the spaces in, used the correct spelling!!


1. Ohayou gozaimasu = Good Morning = Guten Morgen
2. kon'nitiha = Good Afternoon = Guten Tag
3. Konbanha (spelt right) = Good evening = Guten Abend
4. O Yasumi nasai = Good night = Guten Nacht

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[*] posted on 20-11-06 at 13:28


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heres a riddle not a translate:

"I have rivers without water,
Forests without trees,
Mountains without rocks
Towns without houses."


I used to teach Map Reading !!!

So There's your answer mate..

On a Map..

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