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![[*]](./images/ultragrey/default_icon.gif) posted on 25-7-06 at 23:38 |
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A brain teaser
A completely black dog was strolling down Main Street during a total blackout affecting the entire town. Not a single streetlight had been on for
hours. Just as the dog was crossing the middle line a Buick Skylark with 2 broken headlights speedily approaches his position, but manages to swerve
out of the way just in time. How could the driver have possibly seen the dog to swerve in time?
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 28-7-06 at 09:58 |
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Its during the day?
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Ozferal
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| posted on 28-7-06 at 22:50 |
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LOL yep X ...
And for being so clever you get a Frog 
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 29-7-06 at 08:18 |
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Yah a frog!
Hmm... if I answer another one correctly can I get a shotgun?
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Iceman
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| posted on 29-7-06 at 16:19 |
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No...you get the fogs legs....
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 30-7-06 at 02:29 |
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 Can I atleast shoot the frog?
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Iceman
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| posted on 30-7-06 at 07:32 |
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Why do you want to shoot the Frog.......Isn't that unnecessary violence... and besides that if you shot the Frog you would have very little of the
Frog left for your trophy room...depending on choice of weapon.....lol
You could try the Forg shooting gallery...
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 30-7-06 at 11:45 |
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Crap... missed one...
brb... need to go buy more ammo....
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Ozferal
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| posted on 30-7-06 at 23:50 |
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LMAO frag out on frogs.
Here's another one for ya ....
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 31-7-06 at 02:43 |
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HA! I know that one...
1!!!
Thank you Die Hard with a Vengance...
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Ozferal
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| posted on 3-8-06 at 22:58 |
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Bugger ...
I'm gonna have to get smarter
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 5-8-06 at 22:56 |
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Oh I got one...
I follow you everywhere I go.
The more of me you take, the more you leave behind.
What am I?
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Ozferal
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| posted on 9-8-06 at 19:52 |
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 Footsteps or beans LOL
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DR.EVIL~TAG
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| posted on 9-8-06 at 20:22 |
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And here I thought it was bread crumbs like in the hunsel and grettle story LMAO
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 10-8-06 at 01:25 |
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yeah its footsteps.... where did you get beans?
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| posted on 10-8-06 at 07:04 |
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Maybe she ran out of CC & thought beans 
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Ozferal
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| posted on 11-8-06 at 06:37 |
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LOL S ... came close!
I was thinking if you ate enough beans, then the inevitable would happen 
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SuoiveD
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| posted on 11-8-06 at 06:49 |
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lol........ a bit like this ........ 
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AssassinXaero
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| posted on 11-8-06 at 07:40 |
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lol... nice smiley...
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Iceman
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| posted on 11-8-06 at 17:48 |
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It would have been better if it was a bucket...!
Iceman
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SuoiveD
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| posted on 11-8-06 at 18:38 |
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Sry, didn't have a bucket  so I guess we'll have to have a CC or 2  .
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Iceman
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| posted on 12-8-06 at 06:31 |
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LOL....Count me in SuoiveD.
But lets make it 5 or 6...?
Ice
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| posted on 27-9-06 at 06:10 |
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Lol, here's one from ordinary life, also common in IQ tests...hope, you guess right..
1.How many tires a car needs to have officially registered?
And a logic teaser..
2. A room with four corners. In each corner there's a cat. In front of every cat there are 3 cats. How many cats are in the room?
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DR.EVIL~TAG
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| posted on 27-9-06 at 07:19 |
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Answer to number 2 is 4 cats as the one cat in the one corner would be looking at the other 3 cats in the room .
So cat # 1 sees cats # 2 ,3 & 4
Cat # 2 sees cats 1, 3 & 4
Cat # 3 sees cats 1, 2 & 4
Cat # 4 sees cats 1, 2, & 3
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| posted on 27-9-06 at 08:11 |
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yup..you get a present for this, Dr. evil...a brain award 
but please asnwer the first one , too...its easy...
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| posted on 27-9-06 at 09:41 |
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The first one I'm not to sure on it, Simple answer would be 4 tires being that they would need contact with the ground to move. 5 tires counting the
spare tire. But seems to simple for an answer. But then again depending on the car as some only have 3 tires and some only need 2 in contact with the ground to make it move depending on if its all wheel drive or not LOL,
Hmmmm now i'm just confusing myself for a simple answer LOL
I'll cash out on the second question and take teh brain award LOL .
Or can I call a friend , switch the answer or get the audiance responce LMAO
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privateSAS
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| posted on 27-9-06 at 19:25 |
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its 5 tires... a car needs 4 to drive on and a spare...
have to find more of this....its awesome...
ashleys father has 5 daughters:
1. lala
2. lele
3. lili
4. lolo
5. ????
Please write the name of the 5th daughter.
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Rat_Sass
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| posted on 28-9-06 at 06:52 |
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Lulu... 'course.
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privateSAS
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| posted on 28-9-06 at 06:58 |
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and so on...
read it again...
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Oh fer cryin' out loud  .... Ashley!
Sheesh.
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